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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 13:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Measles case confirmed in Johnson Co. - KCRG

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Mary Lou Retton pleads no contest, fined $100 for DUI, says she's committed to make positive changes - AP News

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily

Then came..

share office space ...

Still no good

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

No way

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors