What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 13:09

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Measles case confirmed in Johnson Co. - KCRG
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily
Then came..
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors