What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:04

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice